I was sitting there minding my own business, eating my dollar menu hamburger from Wendy’s when these two guys came up to me and demanded that I ask them questions. My first question was; who the heck are you? ‘Friendship & Stoo from The Hornitz’ they replied in almost perfect unison that they MUST have spent hours rehearsing this response. I freaked- I love this band. I have seen them a number of times in Concord and their funk duo is spectacular. I quickly thought up 5 questions to ask them and fired away.
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The Hornitz- If we were not very heterosexual from birth, we would probably consider making sweet sex with the Phreaks...but we were, and so they are delightful friends whom we cherish. Having said that, we will tackle this pressing crayon issue. If we're just coloring on blank paper, we would back the Hornitz all day, but if we're talking about a coloring book scenario, my money would be on the Phreaks for ultimate victory...they're a tribute band...a great one, but...most tribute guys are naturals on coloring books, and paint by numbers! Game over!
The Hornitz- We have several tied for "one of"...Atlantic Canada is high up there, too, but in terms of crowd density(thickness), enthusiasm, and rowdiness, Penuche's in Concord, Nh really makes our brains broil, and our angles dangle...if you know what we mean...cuz we don't. (Ed Note: I think they mean the Penuche’s crowd is a bunch of fat-happy-drunkards)
The Hornitz- We think of the entire Guster team as friends. The band itself is full of sweet gentlemen who respect everyone's right to have, and share interior space with, pets if all shapes and sizes...there may be some allergies to the olde Felis Silvestris Catus...don't judge them, their biology is strong!
The Hornitz- We would love bigger boxes, but then we would need bigger hands, and, therefore, bigger baseball mits, and that's some murky territory...we don't need Johnny Bench jokes...there's already enough to make fun of around here.
The Hornitz- Well...friendship got into music, because he sucked at sports. Stoo got into music because, even though he was good at sports, he would constantly find himself on stage, and eventually figured, why fight it!?
The Hornitz-We are super glad that people like Magen exist. First-of-ly because we like it when ladies dance...cuz they're pretty. Second-wise, the letter "e" gets too much play in lady-names..."ElizabEth", "Edna", "FlorEncE"...power to the "a"! Tertiarily, because without Magen, and other like minded humans, our gigs would be massive downers!
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